Munchkins, Ranked

"Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
12/04/2014 at 20:29 • Filed to: foodlopnik, rankings, Dunkin Donuts, Munchkins, doughnut holes

Doughnut holes are the doughnut's greatest offspring. The ratio of delicious coating to delicious innerds is just right, and the bite size means I can demolish a sixty-pack of strawberry Timbits in one sitting. We don't get Timbits in Texas, but we do have Dunkin Donuts. Dunkin has the next best thing: the Munchkin.

Here are all the Munchkins, ranked:

9. Chocolate glazed

8. Plain cake

7. Powdered sugar

6. Blueberry

5. Cinnamon sugar

4. Plain glazed

3. Glazed cake

2. Sprinkled

1. Cinnamon-coated jelly filled

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P.S.: Send strawberry Timbits, please.

DISCUSSION (35)

Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > Stef Schrader
12/04/2014 at 20:31

The jelly filled and glazed would be my one two choice

Jacques L' Autre > Stef Schrader
12/04/2014 at 20:32

Chocolate glazed, and blueberry should be 1 and 2 respectively.

Dusty Ventures > Stef Schrader
12/04/2014 at 20:34

Munchkins, ranked honestly:

10. Doesn't matter, not Timbits

9. Doesn't matter, not Timbits

8. Doesn't matter, not Timbits

7. Doesn't matter, not Timbits

6. Doesn't matter, not Timbits

5. Doesn't matter, not Timbits

4. Doesn't matter, not Timbits

3. Doesn't matter, not Timbits

2. Doesn't matter, not Timbits

1. Need Timbits. Now.

EL_ULY > Stef Schrader
12/04/2014 at 20:37

Shipley Do-nut..... Because Texas!

But yeah those Munchkins rule!

StingrayJake > Stef Schrader
12/04/2014 at 20:42

Never heard of Timbits and don't have a DD in this craptastic town I live in. That being said, I approve of doughnut holes. I've always thought the doughnut was overrated and generally just too much. The doughnut hole got it right.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Stef Schrader
12/04/2014 at 20:45

Doughnuts ranked

1. Buskin Bakery

2. Fresh Krispy Kreme

3. Tim Horton's

25. Being hit by a bus

26. Dunkin Dohnuts

shop-teacher > Stef Schrader
12/04/2014 at 20:48

When did they start making blueberry munchkins?

thedevilinside > StingrayJake
12/04/2014 at 20:48

You haven't been to Canada/Near the border have you?

thedevilinside > Stef Schrader
12/04/2014 at 20:49

I've never been big on sprinkles. They don't add much flavor and just annoy me. Why are they popular? What do people enjoy about them?

For Sweden > Stef Schrader
12/04/2014 at 20:55

Sigh...

Stef, this topic has already been discussed at length. Please read the source material on the topic before submitting another draft of your thesis. As you apparently can't find it yourself, I have provided a link here:

http://oppositelock.jalopnik.com/doughnuts-rank…

Prof. FS

Stef Schrader > For Sweden
12/04/2014 at 20:56

Full doughnuts != Munchkins.

Case in point: jelly doughnuts are messy, meh overkill. Jelly Munchkins are the best.

Stef Schrader > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
12/04/2014 at 21:02

Man, we need a Timmy's here. Manohmanohman.

Dusty Ventures > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
12/04/2014 at 21:07

I'd like to put your Buskin Bakery up against our Mrs Murphy's Donuts for top billing

Stef Schrader > Jacques L' Autre
12/04/2014 at 21:07

Nope. Chocolate is the worst. Still tasty, but has that hint of dirt aftertaste compared to the others. Good in theory, but just doesn't make a good Munchkin.

Little Black Coupe Turned Silver > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
12/04/2014 at 21:07

But doughnuts /= doughnut holes!

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Dusty Ventures
12/04/2014 at 21:09

Never had those, but a drunken adventure to the nearest Busken at 2 am when the doughnuts are just coming out is a biblical experience.

Dusty Ventures > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
12/04/2014 at 21:24

Kinja'd!!!

Dem reviews doe

Stef Schrader > shop-teacher
12/04/2014 at 21:27

Dunno, but I'd have rather had strawberry or any other kind of berry. They're still good, though. Sweeter and moister than a muffin. Blueberry's just the most meh of all berries.

Stef Schrader > thedevilinside
12/04/2014 at 21:28

They're crunchy, sweet and crunchy. Also, crunchy. I think it's the texture—it just works on a munchbit. Bigger sprinkles that aren't hard little sadlumps are better, though.

shop-teacher > Stef Schrader
12/04/2014 at 21:30

I actually don't like strawberries. I don't know what's wrong with me. I want to like strawberries, they look delicious. I keep trying them, but I just don't like them.

StingrayJake > thedevilinside
12/04/2014 at 21:41

Considering I live in Texas, my definition of the border is different than your definition of the border.

Chris Perkins > Stef Schrader
12/04/2014 at 22:08

Oh hell no Chocolate Glazed isn't going to be in last place!

(this is fun because usually I'm the one taking flak for my listicle placements)

thedevilinside > StingrayJake
12/04/2014 at 22:44

Canada/the border implies Canadian border

StingrayJake > thedevilinside
12/04/2014 at 22:56

I'm know. I'm just messing with you. Damn Yankee.

thedevilinside > StingrayJake
12/04/2014 at 23:08

I'm in the South! From the MidWest

StingrayJake > thedevilinside
12/04/2014 at 23:20

Well at least you got here as soon as you could (I hope).

thedevilinside > StingrayJake
12/04/2014 at 23:33

I prefer colder/the North. I'm weird.

Stef Schrader > Dusty Ventures
12/05/2014 at 00:01

Everything's bigger in Texas:

Kinja'd!!!

Never tried their doughnut holes, but I'd imagine they probably have some the size of a soccer ball at Round Rock Doughnuts.

Stef Schrader > Chris Perkins
12/05/2014 at 00:03

Chocolate glazed is barely edible! Okay, it's still pretty edible...but still the clear loser compared to all the others.

Stef Schrader > shop-teacher
12/05/2014 at 00:57

I'm a bigger fan of raspberries and blackberries myself. Ooh, and huckleberries. Marionberries are good, too. Mmm.

Okay, now I'm hungry.

Dusty Ventures > Stef Schrader
12/05/2014 at 03:50

It's not the size that makes MurphyDonuts special, it's the tasty.

uofime > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
12/05/2014 at 10:13

Someone's been reading too much Alex Burneko

ChickenMcBooty > Stef Schrader
12/06/2014 at 10:57

Those candy sprinkles are annoying. They don't add any flavor, just extra sweet and a weird crunchiness. Then they fall off and attach themselves to every other Munchkin you don't want them attached to; bringing their sweet, weird crunchiness along.

pjhusa > Stef Schrader
08/05/2015 at 16:37

Jelly is my favorite!!

pjhusa > Stef Schrader
08/05/2015 at 16:38

By the way, what are Timbits